how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring
those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent
it’s an ace case
"We must find a method of conditioning them against abandonment of the Little Sisters. Something physical… possibly even lethal. The lab aides are starting to call them ‘Big Daddies.’ Perhaps there’s some genius to that. Bonded pairs, connected by a love that kills.”
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before
When someone challenges you to a game you’re secretly a boss at and you’re like
When someone challenges you to a game you’re accidentally a boss at and you’re like
youre gonna look so godamn cool
THIS DID NOT GO WHERE I EXPECTED AHAHHAHA
Iguanamouth is AWESOME !
you know those guys that are hot but theyre kind of like. too hot so you dont really think theyre that hot
Jeez, 14-year-old girl speak should come with a translation…
Still doesn’t change the fact that the statement makes no sense and is a complete logical contradiction.
Also, ask me if I give a fuck about what you think of my comment.
it does make sense but why should you care about this post at all lmao
*cough* Makes sense to me *cough*
What are you smiling about?
thats it. thats the cutest thing. there is nowhere to go from here
“this white boy is cute as hell..here take my number”
I remember when I first made this post, the girl in the picture saw it and messaged me saying those were her exact thoughts