i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school bc none of that is me
Gym Instructor: So what’s your favourite machine to use here at the gym?
Me: The Vending Machine
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
this is the same cap as chris’ bUT i based mine on connie since there isn’t enough springles on this blog -Sarah
When you try to kill someone and they accidentally catch you
WOW DO YOU EVER REALIZE HOW BAD OF A FRIEND SOMEONE IS LIKE WOAH YOU’RE A HORRIBLE FUCKING PERSON